Hell (of a) Week

I am crazed. I forgot how hardcore hell week is. If you think I've done anything other than eat, work, rehearse, and sleep in the past few days, you are wrong. I haven't seen Kris conscious for more than 5 minutes in 4 days and counting.

So here's a couple of random tidbits to keep the readers happy:

• Go see my friend Sam's show. She's funny.
• Ladies, I present the answer to all your problems.
• My reaction to this is "So, if you're a gay woman but you're not from Lesbos, you're just a dyke?"
• Fat, Sugar, Carbs, I miss you! I'll see you in four days! I PROMISE.